http://www.sportalicious.com Sports the way you like it - made up! Baked fresh every Tuesday! 2006 Sportalicious.com Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0400 SportaRSS Sportalicious.com podcast@sportalicious.com Sportalicious.com Sportalicious.com's Chet Waterhouse (comedian Jeff Cesario) brings you his weekly sports update! Legendary Sportscaster Chet Waterhouse (comedian Jeff Cesario) has been announcing games for over twenty-eight years, shunning the major networks in favor of work that keeps him, in his words, "less bothered by money." A native of Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Chet is most recognized from his stints announcing the syndicated television cult hit "Galactic Gladiators Of Doom" and of course, the World Speed-Fishing Championships, won this year by Finland with 71 pounds of walleye and an average lap time of 52 seconds. Formerly the voice of the Des Moines Wheat Threshers, Chet is now the play-by-play man for the Soiux Falls Thunderstorm of the Inter-Continental Football League. You may recognize his dulcet tones as the spokesman for Shlatzman's Malt Liquor ("It's Not Beer, So Don't Call It Beer!") and Sweetco's Penicillin Nut Bar ("Munch The Pain Away With Sweetco!") Sportalicious!   http://www.sportalicious.com/images/chet_medium.jpg     http://www.sportalicious.com/   Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/08222006/ Twins hotter than your neighbor's wife! Twins hotter than your neighbor's wife! Twins hotter than your neighbor's wife! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 15 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/08152006/ Winter the lone bright spot for Wisconsinites? Winter the lone bright spot for Wisconsinites? Winter the lone bright spot for Wisconsinites? 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/04252006/ Royals may be out of pennant race by next week Royals may be out of pennant race by next week Royals may be out of pennant race by next week 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/04182006/ Catastrophe averted at Easter egg hunt Catastrophe averted at Easter egg hunt Catastrophe averted at Easter egg hunt 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/04112006/ Gimme the Escalade with body armor, please Gimme the Escalade with body armor, please Gimme the Escalade with body armor, please 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/04042006/ Openers are yawnarrific! Openers are yawnarrific! Openers are yawnarrific! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/03282006/ Final Four Parade of Cliches! Final Four Parade of Cliches! Final Four Parade of Cliches! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 21 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/03212006/ Wells Calls Francona "Idiot!" Wells Calls Francona "Idiot!" Wells Calls Francona "Idiot!" 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/03142006/ NCAA Tournament NIckname Battles! NCAA Tournament NIckname Battles! NCAA Tournament NIckname Battles! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 07 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/03072006/ Pothead-looking Americans keep competing! Pothead-looking Americans keep competing! Pothead-looking Americans keep competing! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 28 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/02282006/ Olympic Wrap up! Olympic Wrap up! Olympic Wrap up! 01:24 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 21 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/02212006/ Finally maxed out on the gay skating! Finally maxed out on the gay skating! Finally maxed out on the gay skating! 01:36 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/02142006/ Pothead-looking Americans keep competing! Pothead-looking Americans keep competing! Pothead-looking Americans keep competing! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 07 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/02072006/ Golfing through the Jihad! Golfing through the Jihad! Golfing through the Jihad! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/01312006/ Chet: Senior Bowl proves dangerous to retirees! Chet: Senior Bowl proves dangerous to retirees! Chet: Senior Bowl proves dangerous to retirees! 01:28 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 24 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/01242006/ Chet: Khabibulin out, not sure from what! Chet: Khabibulin out, not sure from what! Chet: Khabibulin out, not sure from what! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 17 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/01172006/ Chet: Butterknife ice carrying contest takes, well, longer than expected Chet: Butterknife ice carrying contest takes, well, longer than expected Chet: Butterknife ice carrying contest takes, well, longer than expected 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 10 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/01102006/ Vince Young Heads to the NFL! Vince Young Heads to the NFL! Vince Young Heads to the NFL! 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 20 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/12202005/ Chet: Indy loses, Dungy challenges scoreboard call Chet: Indy loses, Dungy challenges scoreboard call Chet: Indy loses, Dungy challenges scoreboard call 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/12132005/ NY Jets - "Bush?! We Don't need your stinkin' Reggie Bush!" NY Jets - "Bush?! We Don't need your stinkin' Reggie Bush!" NY Jets - "Bush?! We Don't need your stinkin' Reggie Bush!" 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/12062005/ Croatia wins the Davis Cup. Croatia wins the Davis Cup. Croatia wins the Davis Cup. 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 29 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/11292005/ That's right. Fred Funk wins. That's right. Fred Funk wins. That's right. Fred Funk wins. 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/11222005/ USC moves from ICM to William Morris USC moves from ICM to William Morris USC moves from ICM to William Morris 01:00 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/11152005/ Long name wins tennis tourney Long name wins tennis tourney Long name wins tennis tourney 01:07 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 08 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/11082005/ NYC Marathon closer than a cabbie's breath NYC Marathon closer than a cabbie's breath NYC Marathon closer than a cabbie's breath 01:02 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 01 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/11012005/ Favre completes pass to drunk fan Favre completes pass to drunk fan Favre completes pass to drunk fan 01:13 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 25 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/10252005/ Got milk? Get joke! Got milk? Get joke! Got milk? Get joke! 01:14 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 18 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/10182005/ Romanowski, yawn, took steroids Romanowski, yawn, took steroids Romanowski, yawn, took steroids 01:12 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario romanowski steroids Tue, 11 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/10112005/ Lighter fluid night at Comiskey Lighter fluid night at Comiskey Lighter fluid night at Comiskey 00:58 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario comiskey chicago white sox Tue, 27 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/09272005/ Nose tackle history Nose tackle history Nose tackle history 01:20 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 20 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/09202005/ Indians kicking paleface ass Indians kicking paleface ass Indians kicking paleface ass 01:02 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario mlb baseball indians Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/09132005/ Surprise peanuts for baseball's stretch! Surprise peanuts for baseball's stretch! Surprise peanuts for baseball's stretch! 01:08 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario mlb baseball Tue, 6 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/09062005/ Illinois 'Lincolnbeards?' Catchy! Illinois 'Lincolnbeards?' Catchy! Illinois 'Lincolnbeards?' Catchy! 01:03 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario superdome katrina Tue, 30 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/08302005/ Katrina jiffy pops Dome Katrina jiffy pops Dome Katrina jiffy pops Dome 00:59 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario superdome katrina Tue, 23 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/08232005/ How Dare You, HBO? How Dare You, HBO? How Dare You, HBO? 01:06 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario HBO Tue, 16 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/08162005/ PGA makes cranky Chet work Monday PGA makes cranky Chet work Monday PGA makes cranky Chet work Monday 01:01 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario PGA Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/08092005/ Chet: Worst Cream Rose Ever Used Was Brylcreem Chet: Worst Cream Rose Ever Used Was Brylcreem Chet: Worst Cream Rose Ever Used Was Brylcreem 01:04 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/08022005/ NBA in Las Vegas? NBA in Las Vegas? NBA in Las Vegas? 01:11 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario nba vegas casinos video poker Tue, 26 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/07262005/ Chet checks in from the road Chet checks in from the road Chet checks in from the road 00:56 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario Tue, 19 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/07192005/ From Funk To Punk From Funk To Punk From Funk To Punk 01:03 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario funk punk Tue, 12 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/07122005/ White Sox will collapse like a wicker patio! Larry Brown: Stay or Go? White Sox will collapse like a wicker patio! Larry Brown: Stay or Go? White Sox will collapse like a wicker patio! Larry Brown: Stay or Go? 01:06 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario white sox larry brown Tue, 05 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/07052005/ Who can talk sports when we just blasted a comet? Kobayashi wins hot dog eating contest! Who can talk sports when we just blasted a comet? Kobayashi wins hot dog eating contest! Who can talk sports when we just blasted a comet? Kobayashi wins hot dog eating contest! 01:04 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario comet nasa science kobayashi hot dog eating contest Tue, 28 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/06282005/ Floyd Mayweather Jr. pounds Arturo Gatti! Steinbrenner fuming! Floyd Mayweather Jr. pounds Arturo Gatti! Steinbrenner fuming! Floyd Mayweather Jr. pounds Arturo Gatti! Steinbrenner fuming! 01:07 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario mayweather gatti fights boxing steinbrenner yankees baseball Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/06212005/ NBA Finals TV Ratings! Wimbledon update! NBA Finals TV Ratings! Wimbledon update! NBA Finals TV Ratings! Wimbledon update! 00:53 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario nba finals tv ratings wimbledon abc tennis Tue, 14 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/06142005/ Danica Patrick is here to stay! Lou Holtz joins ESPN! Danica Patrick is here to stay! Lou Holtz joins ESPN! Danica Patrick is here to stay! Lou Holtz joins ESPN! 01:03 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario danica patrick lou holtz espn Tue, 07 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/06072005/ Detroit heads to the NBA Finals! First Ever Pig Soccer Championship! Detroit heads to the NBA Finals! First Ever Pig Soccer Championship! Detroit heads to the NBA Finals! First Ever Pig Soccer Championship! 01:02 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario nba finals detroit miami soccer russia Tue, 31 May 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.sportalicious.com/chetupdate/05312005/ Justin Leonard hangs on to win the St. Jude! Vatican beer drinking team! Justin Leonard hangs on to win the St. Jude! Vatican beer drinking team! Justin Leonard hangs on to win the St. Jude! Vatican beer drinking team! 01:00 no sports comedy humor satire parody cesario justin leonard st jude golf vatican beer drinking