STEEEEERIKE ONE: LES MILES TURNS DOWN WOLVERINES, SIGNS WITH LSU THRU 2012
Head coach Les Miles re-upped at LSU through the 2012 season.Jeff Cez: Miles is King of the Bayou right now, why trade that for a bunch of political science majors from Grosse Pointe heckling you for losing to Ohio State? Look, Michigan has the coolest helmets, great tradition and a great stadium, but parity waits for no program. Note to Michigan fans: “The Big Chill” was over 20 years ago.
STEEEERIKE TWO: SCHIANO TURNS DOWN WOLVERINES, VOWS TO TAKE RUTGERS HIGHER
Greg Schiano decided to stay put at Rutgers after being courted by Michigan.Jeff Cez: Hail, to the falling fortunes Hail, to the team of big swoons Hail, Hail to Michigan and Welcome to Real Life! Note to Michigan fans: Hire your defensive coordinator Ron English and get busy, ‘cause the Big Ten ain’t gettin’ any easier.
LIGHT THE SPINNIN’ TORCHES: FIRST POLYNESIAN HEAD COACH EVER!
Assistant coach Ken Niumatalolo was named head football coach at the Naval Academy Saturday.Jeff Cez: Seriously, where does The Black Coaches Association fall on this one? Is it a cool hiring, or is it another irritating poke with a big white stick?
