QUOTE OF THE WEEK!
Wisconsin freshman cornerback Aaron Henry, commenting on four quarters of vicious jawing during the Badgers’ 41-34 victory over their archrival the Minnesota Gophers, said, “That’s really not a part of my game. My youth pastor tells me I should do more trash talking, so maybe I’ll have to get better at it.” Jeff Cez: Now THERE’S a pastor. What church is that? I’m joining. I guarantee they’ve got a lax policy on missing Sunday mass for the NFL doubleheader. Who’s ever heard of a sermon with bleeps? Probably has a two-drink minimum. I’m THERE, jack. I would be so religious for that dude.
ISIAH THOMAS TO BEGIN COACHING CAREER SOON
New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas has the Knicks off to a dismal 2-7 start while simultaneously fighting image problems brought on by a sexual harrassment suit. This woman said she wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole.
TIMBERLAKE TO HOST “D$%K IN A BOX” OPEN
Justin Timberlake became the youngest and latest in a long line of celebs who will sponsor a PGA tourney. The 26-year-old is taking over the fall Las Vegas tournament and renaming it The Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open.Jeff Cez: He’s only 26?! I still had trouble with the buttoned-down fly at 26. And I’ll bet he golfs good too. And black people love him. Son of a bitch. I can’t even get any bile worked up because he kicked ASS with Arturo Sandoval on the Grammys a couple years ago. Dammit! - All hail Justin Timberlake!
