GOLF PLAYOFF RIVALS INDOOR LACROSSE FOR PRO SPORTS 'INERTIA AWARD'
Tiger Woods won the BMW Classic and now leads the FedEx Cup points race.Jeff Cez: Uhh… okay. How does this work again? This new golf headache is clearly based on NASCAR’S Nextel Cup points system, which quite frankly, is a sham perpetrated by charlatans. So of course, it bears imitating.
APPALACHIAN STATE APPARENTLY NOT AS GOOD AS EVERYONE THOUGHT
While Oregon was dismantling Michigan 39-7, Appalachian State beat Lenoir-Rhyne 48-7 Saturday and got 19 votes in this week’s Associated Press football poll.Jeff Cez: No letdown for the Mountaineers against the feisty Bears, who are looking forward to getting on the Wolverines schedule and taking them to OT.
TRUE OR FALSE: THE WORLD'S FASTEST MAN IS WHITE.
False, numbnuts! Jamaica’s Asafa Powell set a new world record by running a 9.74 at the Rieti Gran Prix in Italy.Jeff Cez: Yowza, he shaved .03 off his own record, which is like… like you running it in 11 flat. And, experts think he’s only getting FASTER. I bet they got his weiner on an IV tube so his pee goes directly to the IAAF. Clean so far, baby.
