JONES BARRED FROM WRESTLING CONTACT BUT CAN STILL INDIAN-GIVE STRIPPER TIPS
The Tennessee Titans got a court order prohibiting Pacman Jones from participating in any wrestling matches, then decided it was okay so long as he avoided contact.Jeff Cez: Yeah, you want to protect that scary-talented investment, you don’t want some dumhod bohunk wrestler pile-driving Jones and maybe, God forbid, knocking some sense into him. If I were the Titan brass I’d be a little more concerned about Jones getting hurt when his head gets rammed into the hood ornament of a police cruiser.
COZAD GETS ASSAULT, DAD THINKS IT'S THE SHAFT
Second-string Northern Colorado stabbing punter extraordinaire Mitch Cozad was found guilty of assault in the thigh knifing of starting punter Rafael Mendoza.Jeff Cez: Stiffer charges that could’ve bumped his maximum sentence from 16 to 48 years went by the wayside, but Cozad’s dad still felt his son was being manipulated by… …well, he never specified… so, allow me! The National Council of Knives. The League Of Whiny Starting Punters. Benihana Chefs For Peace. The Mumbledypeg Alliance. The Mile Thigh Club. Any of ‘em could’ve framed Cozad. Honey, get me rewrite!
BEST WRESTLING MATCH OF THE WEEKEND GOES TO… NASCAR'S KEVIN HARVICK!
Unaware Juan Pablo Montoya had been shoved into him from behind, Kevin Harvick blocked Montoya’s car after their double-spinout and then got in a shoving match with him.Jeff Cez: Bravo, KH! Now THIS is the kind of uninformed, pointless road rage that most of America understands. Let that be a lesson to you kids out there – don’t wait for any info, just REACT. Even if you’re just wand-nobbing a six-inch radio monster truck.
