AGENT DAUNTE IN BETTER SHAPE THAN QB DAUNTE
Daunte Culpepper is functioning as his own agent in a bitter dispute with the Miami Dolphins, who want to trade him after acquiring Trent Green from the Kansas City Chiefs.
Jeff Cez: Culpepper got so steamed he drove to Memphis and took a weed whacker to John Daly's face.
BERKMAN SUSPENDED FOR ...TOSSING BATTING GLOVE?
Houston's Lance Berkman got a two-game suspension for arguing a called third strike, throwing his batting glove from the dugout, then re-entering the field an inning later after he'd been tossed.
Jeff Cez: I love how wimpy baseball fights turn out - guys charge the mound, the dugouts empty, there's a mob in the infield - then, "girl fight!" Lots of palm slapping and bad tackling. I've seen better fights at airline ticket counters.
HOW BAD IS IT WHEN NASCAR FINES YOU?
Kurt Busch was docked 100 points, fined $100,000 and put on probation until the end of the year for reckless driving and endangering a crew member on pit road. He had pulled so close to Tony Stewart's car in the pits at Dover that one of Stewart's crewmen had to jump on the hood.
Jeff Cez: Wow, this is a sport in which it's actually legal to pinball guys into the sod, so he must've been driving like Lindsey Lohan on some Vicodin-and-Red Bull speedball.
