SHOCKER: COPS MAY BE TARGETING BENGALS
Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis said in a radio interview that the Cincinnati police may be targeting Bengals. He later apologized for implying that race may be an issue in the arrests.Jeff Cez: For the sake of the community, they’d better be targeting Bengals! I’d put a Lo-Jack in every Bengal’s pants, because they’re chalking up arrests faster than the Baldwin brothers. You know you’re in trouble when Dick Wolf is thinking of doing an entire “Law & Order” series around you.
STALKING? OR JUST GOOD, TIGHT 'D'?
Florida A&M hoops coach Mike Gillespie Sr. was arrested for stalking last week, tallying what police claim is his third violation in two years in and around Tallahassee.Jeff Cez: “suffocating defense” is no way to impress the ladies, especially when you’re ALREADY MARRIED, Mike. Was the FAMU administration really that impressed with a couple invites to the Big Dance that they didn’t get their laser pointer into the middle of this? They should’ve run a platoon of shrinks at this guy if for no other reason than protecting the booster dough.
11-YEAR-OLD KILLS HALF-TON PIG; ONE GUESS WHERE
Alabama 6th grader Jamison Stone shot what is believed to be a 1,050-pound wild boar on a hunting preserve in eastern Alabama. Stone used a 50-caliber pistol and said afterwards, “I probably won’t ever kill anything else that big.”Jeff Cez: Not unless Barry Bonds charges your Winnebago, Jamie. He’s got some stones: at 11, I ran from dragonflies. In a related story, the local Kiwanis Club announced it’s changing it’s “Pancake and Porky Link” breakfast to a “Porky Link and Porky Link” breakfast.
PERRILLOUX BOUXTED
LSU backup qb Ryan Perrilloux was kicked off the team for trying to enter a riverboat casino illegally.Jeff Cez: That’s all the facts the AP wire gave me. So I’m not sure what exactly was illegal about it - was he underage? Did he try to board from a pirate ship? Did his Bengal Tiger flipflops violate the dress code? Was he drunk and screaming, “where’s the Wheel of Fortune slots, you snob bastards?” We’ll never know.
