PACMAN'S TICKET: “I WAS RUSHING TO CHARACTER HEARING!”
Only days before he was sheduled to meet with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on character issues, Pacman Jones was received a citation for speeding.Jeff Cez: Wow, this guy is the Fredo of the NFL – he just can’t stop screwing up. If Goodell grabs your head, stares intensely into your eyes and then kisses both your cheeks and walks away, DO NOT GO FISHING, Pacman.
MARBURY MARKETS $1.79 JOCK STRAP
Stephon Marbury’s “Starbury” sneakers, available for roughly $15 bucks, are picking up momentum in the marketplace and among NBA players.Jeff Cez: I don’t care if Marbury hogs the ball for the rest of his career like Artie Lange protecting a plate of lasagna, I don’t care if he calls Destiny’s Child “nappy-headed ho’s,” I don’t care if he backs Sam Brownback for president, this is the single most constructive broad stroke anyone’s attempted to help break an insane cycle of Sneaker Envy. Congrats, Stephon.
JOHNSON OUT BEFORE "FREE TANK" MOVEMENT HAS FIRST MEETING
Chicago Bears defensive lineman Tank Johnson was released from prison after serving half his four month sentence.Jeff Cez: I’m guessing he found out that when someone taps you on the ass from behind in prison, it’s not your middle linebacker. If I were Tank I wouldn’t even have an Etch-A-Sketch of a gun in the house for the rest of time.
SHOCKER: OWENS PRACTICES!
Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens shocked most everybody by showing up for a mini-camp, catching balls and running plays, and then keeping his mouth shut.Jeff Cez: I hear he found yoga.
