SHOCKEY MISTAKEN FOR VARIOUS KILLERS
The New York Giants' Jeremy Shockey has combined his “stringy hair and stubble” look with a noticeable limp due to a high ankle sprain.Jeff Cez: Shockey looks like the scary guy at the truck stop who eyeballs your wife while squeezing the life out of a moon pie. And the way the Giants have been going, he might be that guy soon.
CABAL TRIES TO OVERTHROW NISSAN TRUCK AD
Perhaps the most played commercial this football season is the ad for the Nissan Titan truck that features Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” as its soundtrack.Jeff Cez: Agggghhh!! Where’s the mute button?! They’ve now ruined this song! This may be worse than when Mercedes obliviously used Janis Joplin’s gut-ripping primal call of the downtrodden, “Oh Lord, Won’t You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz,” to actually SELL Mercedes Benzes.
NEW CAMERA: IT'S NOT THE MIRRORS, IT'S THE CABLES, ISN'T IT?
Fox Sports premiered extensive use of the new Texas Instruments' DLP gyro-cam through the BCS and NFL playoffs.Jeff Cez: Could they show whole plays from this cam? It’s awesome. Could they use it at presidential press conferences and bikini contests? ‘Cause it is awesome. It’s so fluid it’s hypnotic. I literally didn’t jam junk food in my mouth for over three minutes Sunday because the shot was so beautiful. It’s beneficial to your health, this cam!
