GIANTS’ COUGHLIN LITERALLY BLOWS TOP OF OWN SKULL OFF
A week after blowing a 4th quarter lead and losing, the New York Giants lost once again, this time 23-20 to the Dallas Cowboys.Jeff Sez: the Giants are less stable right now than Britney Spears at 3:30am in Vegas with Paris Hilton and a guy from the Medellin Cartel. Head coach Tom Coughlin’s starting to look like an archbishop who’s heading into his seventh “We’ll conduct an internal investigation of Father Michael” press conference in a week. I dig the red uni’s though.
FOX DUMPS OJ SPECIAL, PULLS ROTATOR PATTING ITSELF ON BACK
The Fox network cancelled plans to show OJ Simpson’s documentary in which Simpson would have described how he would have killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman IF he were “the killer.”Jeff Sez: Now if they’d just have the guts to yank “The War At Home” off the air.
SPORTALICIOUS! RETURNS AFTER HIATUS!
The website Sportalicious! put out a fresh page for the first time in six weeks.Jeff sez: Hey, what do you want from me?! I was workin’ crazy TV hours on FOX’S “Talkshow With Spike Feresten!” I was deprived of sleep using the same techniques the government used at Guantanamo! I got a mortgage! I have desires, expensive desires! I’ll see you all in hell!!!
