WHOOPS! SUN DEVILS’ COACH FLIPS QBS
Arizona State football coach Dirk Koetter announced Friday that senior Sam Keller was his starting quarterback, then did an about-face Sunday and said sophomore Rudy Carpenter was his starter. Keller may transfer.Jeff Sez: Wow, this guy’s the Angelina Jolie of Division I. I’d get checked for ADD, Dirk. Keller’s head’s spinning faster than the exit door at the World Series of Poker. Somebody yank Coach’s Red Bull, okay?
TWO LITTLE LEAGUERS CARTED OFF ON TRIKE CARTS
In the Little League World Series game Sunday night between Lemont, Illinois and Staten Island, New York, one player form each team was taken to a local hospital with game-related injuries.Jeff Sez: Where’s Vic Morrow from “Bad News Bears” when you need him? “C’mon, shake it off! So you got beaned in the earhole! Get up, you pansy! Ice is for pantywaists.”
USA BEATS CHINA, NATION EXPLODES IN CELEBRATION
The USA men’s basketball team beat China, 121-90 at the FIBA world championships to improve to 2-0.Jeff Sez: After looking like the Washington Generals at the Athens Olympics, it’s nice to seem Uncle Sam beat anyone. But really, it’s not like we beat them at ping pong. Up until fifteen years ago the Chinese were busy stopping tanks with their bodies, let’s cut ‘em some hoops slack, okay?
