'BAMA COPS: SANDWICH COULD FACE CHARGES IN DEATH OF BOOSTER
Millionaire Logan Young, 65, accused of paying $150,000 dollars to lure a recruit to Alabama, died last week at his home. Police initially thought he was murdered in brutal fashion, then a day later said he died from a fall down his stairs while carrying a sandwich. Jeff sez: Remind me never to die in Alabama. Don't they at least get reruns of "CSI" down there?
LEINART FIRES STEINBERG, WANTS REESE WITHERSPOON'S AGENT
USC qb Matt Leinart fired uber-agent Leigh Steinberg less than three weeks before the NFL Draft. Steinberg said he didn't know why. Leinart is also repped by showbiz powerhouse Creative Artists Agency, which recently signed sports agent Tom Condon, who reps Eli Manning and Drew Brees.
Jeff sez: Well, the showbiz boys finally looked up from their dog bowl and said, "Hey, there's kibbles and bits in that sports bowl over there too!" Lookout Sports, here comes Satan. You thought Ray Lewis hit hard. Wait til you find out half your salary is tied up in a slush fund for Sharon Stone's next albatross.
UCLA KICKER ASKED TO STICK TO WALKING
Justin Medlock got three years probation for flipping his truck while drunk and injuring a passenger, Hannah Jun, a member of the Bruins' golf team. Jeff sez: Medlock was able to flip the truck soccer style. Jun is back with the golf team but is petrified of any motorized carts. He should only hope she breaks up with him, because living with that argument-ender the rest of your relationship may not be worth it - "Oh, your thumb hurts from rubbing my feet? Uhh, remember the time you FLIPPED THE FRIGGING TRUCK and nearly killed me? Keep rubbing, pal."
