IS THAT MY BALL OR JUST GOLF-BALL SIZED HAIL?
The Champions' AT&T Classic in Valencia, California, had to play in stormy winter weather, with temperatures dipping into the high 30s.Jeff Sez: This is when I'm sure a lot of the AARP-aged guys on the "Champions" tour said, "Hey, we're SENIORS, okay? How 'bout some carts and hot cocoa and a dozen or so of those old lit kerosene hand warmer thingies, 'cause I'm about to throw a hip out just pullin' the sand wedge out of my BAG! Hey, is that Miller Barber they're shoving out onto that tiny ice floe?"
HOPE YOU'RE SITTING DOWN, HERE'S YOUR WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC UPDATE!
After nearly being eliminated, Team USA beat South Africa 17-0 to advance to the finals round.Jeff Sez: Do we hate soccer this much that we prefer to bully other countries into playing baseball? South Africa?! Really?! How'd we do against Palestine?
12-YEAR-OLD CLEARED TO PLAY LPGA EVENT. REALLY.
12-year-old Morgan Pressel has qualified and will play in the U.S. Women's Open this year.
Jeff Sez: Okay, exactly when do we call Child Services? "Sponsor's Exemption?" who's the sponsor, Count Chocula? My seven-year-old niece Olympia is pretty good at online poker, anyone want to railroad her onto the floor at Binion's Horseshoe? And what's with all the question marks the last two stories, huh Jeff?
