We're out gettin' liquored up for the holidays and driving snowmobiles as fast as we can, so for the next couple weeks, please enjoy perusin' our archives, and remember - Play With Pain!" - Chet Waterhouse

Rock, Chalk, F*** You

Palestinians to Rosenhaus: "Give a little"

Fox guitarist taken to hospital

Norm Chad Voted Sexiest Man In Poker

President's Cup Halted; Bush 'Wants Cup Back"

11/8 - Callahan's Throat Slash 'Old Irish Dance Move"

9/13 - Bonds Returns

8/3 - Catholic Dweebs Torn Between UW, College Of The Ozarks

8/9 - Fantasy Matchup: Kournikova vs. Sharapova

7/5 - Woman Tattoos Forehead