Hey there, Florida parents, just when you thought it was safe to let your daughters head to the mall for some Red Robin pizza and a bagful of those new Gap scrunchies, fourteen current and former University of Miami Hurricanes football players have been flagged for contributing their "talents" to a rap recording that featured dirty words, pornographic images and lyrics derogatory to women. In their defense, the players said the heinous, misogynistic, filthy, sorry-ass, out-of-tune CD with a crap scratch track, bad reverb and over-distorted bass line was not for public distribution. Miami head coach Larry Coker said he would take disciplinary action in-house, including mandatory choir rehearsal, opera class audit, and two nights at Lilith Fair for any current players involved.