WHITE SOX WIN WORLD SERIES IN SECRET LOCATION
The Chicago White Sox won their first World Series in 88 years, beating the Houston Astros in four games, a Series that went so quickly the Fox network literally ran no personality pieces at all.
Jeff Sez: Yes, the Sox got more calls than Lindsay Lohan's claims adjuster, but they also played AMAZING baseball top to bottom and deserved not only to win but to get some face time! Where was Fox Sports with the color stories helping the nation fall in love with the Pale Hose? Last year we had a Red Sox piece every 8 seconds like a freakin' weather bulletin, this year, nothing. Why? Well, it's hard fighting that national Cub bias, plus the White Sox haven't flirted with the crown like the BoSox. But the stories were there - former manager Al Lopez, 97, still spry at the time (he passed away just this week, no doubt with a smile on his face), former homer king Bill Melton doing Sox radio, countless colorful bars, diners, etc. on Chicago's south side, and a gritty lunchbucket team. I guess the money went into more hairplugs for Bill O'Reilly.
PACK, VIKES TRY TO SCHEDULE MORE GAMES AGAINST EACH OTHER
The Carolina Panthers beat the Minnesota Vikings Sunday, 38-13, while their North Division rivals the Green Bay Packers lost 21-14 to the Cincinnati Bengals. The two storied franchises have only three victories between them.
Jeff Sez: Hey Pack and Vike fans, the leaves are changing, there's a chill in the air, there's still plenty of things to get drunk for! Get out and go for a walk! Fix those driveway cracks! Uhh... okay, well, there's two things. But rotate them and you won't get bored.
SAINTS MAY MOVE TO LA; NO ONE IN LA AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT
New Orleans Saints' owner Tom Benson may move his franchise from storm-ravaged New Orleans to Los Angeles.
Jeff Sez: Yes, but will it increase opportunities for actors?
