"RE: "Bonds’ Giants teammates wisely disguised their rabid enthusiasm for their slugging buddy by greeting him at home plate with all the excitement of an English Lit department welcoming a new poetry TA."
"There is no joy for Baseball's lot,
Their "Slugger" cheats indeed.
But that's no cause to take a shot
at those of us who READ.
P.S. Go f==kest thyself."