The TUBSTER'S Gambling Tips!
Mar 14, 2006
THE TUBSTER: PICK THE RIGHT NCAA TOURNEY!
Guess who's back? Wow, that gastrointestinal bypass surgery is a bitch, especilly when they leave some 3-oh silk in there and gotta send 'Team B' back in to get it! Baby, shoulda taken the Length-of-Stay "over" in that one.
The good news - I've already dropped two pounds!
Okay now, this week everybody's gonna be all busy picking their precious little NCAA hoops brackets - suckers! What are the odds of winning that crapshoot?! Badissimo. I say, pick the RIGHT NCAA TOURNAMENT and you'll be FEASTING on potato chips. Here's some inside info, and you didn't hear it from me...
NCAA Division IV Ice Fishing -
Here's your Final Four:
South Dakota Corner College
Duluth Arts Academy
Maine A&M
Badger Electrical Institute
Take Duluth Arts to win it all - team captain and Collage major Shel Tummel knows how to cut a hole. NCAA Division VII Ninepin Keggling -
Boy, if this old Bavarian game ever got a TV contract, it'd sweep the nation faster than Steve Carrell! Take the Flooring Institute of Ohio over The Kansas Gorge Shreikin' Wrens. NCAA Division V Quilting -
Go with the Central Pennsylvania Amish College to win its 43rd in a row. And speakin' of Amish, the best rice 'n raisin pudding in town is at Del West's SunTown Retirement Villas house casino and coffee shop - and it's served 'family' style, so bring the big fork, or my name ain't... THE TUBSTER
Here's your Final Four:
South Dakota Corner College
Duluth Arts Academy
Maine A&M
Badger Electrical Institute
Take Duluth Arts to win it all - team captain and Collage major Shel Tummel knows how to cut a hole. NCAA Division VII Ninepin Keggling -
Boy, if this old Bavarian game ever got a TV contract, it'd sweep the nation faster than Steve Carrell! Take the Flooring Institute of Ohio over The Kansas Gorge Shreikin' Wrens. NCAA Division V Quilting -
Go with the Central Pennsylvania Amish College to win its 43rd in a row. And speakin' of Amish, the best rice 'n raisin pudding in town is at Del West's SunTown Retirement Villas house casino and coffee shop - and it's served 'family' style, so bring the big fork, or my name ain't... THE TUBSTER
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THE TUBSTER: PICK THE RIGHT NCAA TOURNEY!
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If you've ever spent any time in Las Vegas, particularly between the hours of 1am and 8am, The Tubster needs no introduction. The omni-present "Tub" slides effortlessly around Vegas despite his 483 pounds and its accompanying odor. As a denizen of eateries all over town, he's beloved, or as one maitre'd jokingly put it, "barely tolerated, with his fat freakin' mouth." After a successful career in auto-dial telemarketing, The Tubster turned his talents to oddsmaking. His career mark of 50.61% right versus a paltry 49.39% wrong is third all-time among active fat blowhard tipsters.
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