Jul 12, 2005

Chuck D'Amato Golf Tip: Drink

Hey you golf dudes out there, here's a tip: tired of getting twitchy over a short putt? Do what I do - slip a double shot of a good single malt scotch like Glenfidditch into your sippin' water. Trust me, I've tried all the "lay a club on the ground perpendicular, then tape a two-by-four to your elbow and focus on a point just inside your ballsac, blah blah blah." Screw all that. Just stay loose. Oh, and don't get a tee time before noon. What is that 6am crap all about?

Sportalicious' new Health and Fitness columnist does not 'work out' in the traditional sense but rather feels that if you live life to the fullest, body tone will generally improve. D'Amato is a former blackjack dealer and internet mortgage broker from Laughlin, Nevada; his most recent physical training credit is he's spent the last seven weeks touring the country in a '68 Camaro with several different women, stayed alive and actually lost four pounds. D'Amato is six feet tall, 181 pounds, has ripped abs, is 28 years old and chain smokes. He occasionally 'forgets' to eat. His favorite hard liquor is pear vodka.