Alejandro: Sportalicious Staff Psychic
Nov 1, 2005
Lacrosse to replace football in the Midwest?
alejandro
An 'Ann' from Pewaukee writes:

This query is for Alejandro. My son's high school is starting a Lacrosse team. My son will play starting attack. Will Lacrosse replace Football as the team sport of choice here in the Midwest? And will my son become a huge world-famous Lacrosse player?

Sportalicious! psychic Alejandro responds: Well Ann, I had to stand out back of the radio tower in bare feet with a CB antenna but I finally got nailed by lightning, and here's what I saw... now, these premonitions are in no particular order.... In the future--

Lacrosse will survive an illegal racket knot scandal and become the ninth most popular high school sport in the nation...

Your son has an "a" in his name...

Madonna will look her age by next week...

Within 20 years, Football will be replaced as the most popular sport in Midwest high schools, but not by Lacrosse, by Snowboarding....

And Yes, your son will become the Lance Armstrong of Lacrosse, leading the sport to its own TV contract on Spike TV and eventually marrying Sheryl Crow himself.

Aghhh! The spell is broken. Actually, I spilled my beer and it woke me up, but I swear, a spirit turned my wrist. Okay lady, hope that helps. Geez, I need a nap.

Alejandro.

Alejandro is Sportalicious' staff psychic extraordinaire. Formerly Kurt Poltrikus, a freelance logger from Beaverton, Oregon, Alejandro was struck by lightning which infused him with his special psychic powers. He often receives his psychic predictions through the intense, spiritual power of lightning, which unfortunately renders him unconscious until after the event has passed. He now lives in a shiny trailer at what crazy people consider a spiritual hotspot one mile North of an Indian casino in Northern Wisconsin. He has two cats - Pooky and Kurt. Alejandro's most extraordinary prediction thus far is that he would indeed become Sportalicious' staff psychic extraordinaire.