Need some sure-win New Year's Eve Bar Bets? Get 2004 off to a great start with a full bag o' potato chips! If you stay sober, you can CLEAN UP! These babies will get you by virtually anyone with three drinks in 'em! "You took my beer!" - pretend the drunk next to you sucked off your beer and have him give you the six bucks because "you have to get to your kid's soccer game NOW." "I think she likes you!" Bet a drunk guy that he can't score with a woman at the end of the bar. Wait an hour, then bet him again. "Ow, that's my foot!" Tell a drunk he stepped on you and you'll sue. His wallet'll come out. Also a good one if you need someone to buy you dinner. "My hair is real!" Comb your hair really ugly, then bet drunks it's not a toupee. (have bartender watch so he can stop them from tugging your skin off your scalp. "What's that smell?!" Bet a drunk that he smells like asparagus, then convince the other drunks around him that the place smells like asparagus. "Chicken wings ARE all wings!" Bet a drunk that an order of chicken wings are actually all wings. Then have him order them. Instant chicken wing dinner. And many times, you'll actually be able to convince them that the little drum stick portions are just 'bony wings!' Instant cash. "Who can leave their wallet the longest?" Bet a drunk that you can leave your wallet on the bar longer than he can. He'll put his wallet on the bar next to yours. Within eight seconds, he'll get distracted and you just take his wallet. Or my name ain't... The Tubster HAPPY NEW YEAR! NEXT WEEK: Breaking down the PGA so it's money in your wallet! (or your 'new' wallet!) We all know unsanctioned gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it. But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's all we're saying.