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 10 Best Sportalicious Headlines of 2003!

 
Oops! Six more weeks of Winter for Iraq!

Dec 16 Tikrit Man Wins World 'Hide And Seek' Title!

Oct. 21 Osama Bin Laden Offers 'Cub Fan' His Guest Room!

Oct. 7 Louis Farrakhan To Join "NFL Countdown!"

Sept. 30 Oh, 'Boy!' Baby Squirts Out Of Rugby Scrum!

Sept. 9 Open champ Roddick, 21, To Get Laid Indefinitely!

June 10 Martha Stewart Admits: 'I Corked Sosa's Bat!'

May 27 Kournikova Skin Rash May Force Her To Play Nude!

May 6 Funny Cide Wins Balls Back At Derby!

April 15 Al-Sahhaf, New Kansas SID, Claims Victory!

March 11 Garofalo Sets I.B.A. Babbling Record!

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TUBSTER: Make Money On Drunks!

Chet: New Year's Resolutions!
     

Voodoo Chile' Hospital (the wire, April 15)

That Scene From Rocky Hospital (lead story, June 3)

Our Lady Of German Complicity Hospital (below scroll, July 8)

Bob Hope Cuecard Hospital (the wire, Dec.16)

Fetid Swamp Medical Center (lead story April 22)

Grade B Medical Center (exclusive, Aug 26)

Stewmutton Medical Center (lead story, sept. 30)

Not Bad For Jersey Medical Center (exclusive #1, Dec. 9)

Allen & Rossi Medical Center (the Line, Oct. 7)

Nine Wives Medical Center (below the scroll, May 13)

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