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Happy Holidays from our family here at Sportalicious!
to yours. whether ye be spending those days in a country
mansion or a suicidally depressing studio apartment, Merry
Christmas and Kwanzaa and the Jewish thing too! We're starting
a new tradition here by sharing some of our favorite holiday
recipes with you! FEEL FREE TO SEND US ONE BACK,
AND IF YOURS IS SELECTED FOR PUBLICATION, YOU'LL WIN YOURSELF
A SPORTALICIOUS T-SHIRT!
Our second holiday recipe is from our own odds guru, The
Tubster!
Sez the Tubster:
I'm not a "cook at home" guy, but I have a 'recipe'
of tips for eating holiday dinners quickly, smoothly and
for free at most Vegas casinos!
FIRST - Go to the holiday buffet at any
casino. Pass by the mile-long line of people waiting to
get in. Go right up to the host and tell her you're just
going to sit at the bar for a quick drink and a check and
some in-bar video poker. You'll get seated immediately because
the in-bar video poker has the worst odds in the joint.
SECOND -Order two cranberry juices and PRETEND
to play the vp. Then tell bartender to hold your seat, you
have to go to the bathroom.
THIRD - On your way back from the bathroom, grab
a buffet plate and start piling it on. Look like you know
what you're doing.
FOURTH - If bartender's cool and thinks a fin is
a good tip, eat it on the bar. If bartender doesn't take
your fiver tip or rolls eyes or laughs directly at you,
place plate in lap and eat from there.
FIFTH - Get about two-thirds of the way through
your plate and get a "phone call" on your cell
from your "mom" who has "fallen" and
"needs help." Rush out in a panic, asking for
directions to a hospital.
SIXTH - On your way out, take off sport
coat and glasses so you give security cams a different look
and casually walk to your car. Take off.
Repeat at new casino if you're still hungry, or my name
ain't...
THE TUBSTER
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