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We'll miss you, Breasts! |
Cheddar Falls, WI - Longtime
Sportalicious! sports journalists and golf correspondents,
The Anthem Singing Breasts,
will be taking a semi-paid sabbatical from their duties
here at the website in order to pursue family and personal
business over the next year. "We've met a very special
penis," said the left breast, which does most of the
talking, "and we don't want the pressures of our job
to interfere with what could be a life of luxury for the
next forty years." The Breasts would not name the penis
but said he was "prominent," "a big head"
in business and "tall and good looking." Sportalicious!
wishes the Breasts well and will hold their bra open for
them for as long as they need.
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