The sportsbook at Castanet's Goucho Casino has
a great board if you're lookin' to make a few potato chips: "Which
Christmas album will have the worst U.S. sales?" Here they
are, then I'll give you my tips -
10:1 - Snoop Dogg's Nasty-Ass
Christmas
15:1 - Ho! Britney Spears
17:1 - Fruitcake N' Things - Clay Aiken
28:1 - Limp Bizkit Noel
40:1 - A Really French Christmas - Celine
Dion
I'd take Celine for a potato chip, then back it up with half-a-chip
on Snoop. Layoff Aiken, the kid's magic. My guy at SAP Radio (Satellite
and Pizza) sez Aiken could sing the Iraqi national anthem and
go at least gold...
Speakin' of fruitcake, the Fruitcake Calzone at Monte Libido's
inside the Las Vegas Falls Casino is spectacular - just the right
touch of cinammon and pepperoni....
My sources in college football (you'd be surprised what ticket
people know) tell me that the number one name to replace Frank
Solich at Nebraska is Bob Davie!...
Yeah, strange, but - do realize how HUGE Davie would pay off if
you bet him? He's had time away, he's rested, he's seen the game
from a different perspective and had the advantage of Lee
Corso's tutoring... You'll be able to send your kid to
Notre Dame with the money you make bettin' on
Davie takin' the Nebraska job!... or my name ain't...
The Tubster
NEXT WEEK: Staff Bowl picks...
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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