"Hey sonny...you even listenin' to me?" Spittoon, SC - Former University of Florida coach Steve Spurrier, aka "The Ol' Ball Coach," "Slick Stevie," "That Bastard Who Runs Up The Score," "Redskin Poison," "Lyin' Sack Of S&*t," "Gator D*&khead," "F*&%kin' C*&ks&%kin' Motherf*&%er," "Impatient With Kids," and "The Job Vulture," has agreed to take over the Unversity of South Carolina football program, replacing 67-year-old Lou Holtz, aka "The Ol' Vet," "The Guy Who Takes Off Seconds Before Recruiting Violations Come Down," and "Wheezin' Out-Of-Touch Geezer." Send this page to a friend (all fields required): Your Name   Friend's email Your email     The information entered here will be used to send an email on your behalf and will not be collected or used by Sportalicious! for any marketing purposes.