Wow! What a game, hah? Amaaaaazing!...
Yeah, I won AGAIN this week! Hahahahah!
Oh, thank you - McNulty State!
I know, while you all were droppin' potato chips on Michigan
or Ohio State or Southern Cal
Or Auburn or one of those lame, predictable teams,
I took a shot on the NCAA Division IV Fightin' Potato Beetles
to take the Jumping Jacks championship, and boy, did they ever!...
McNulty had to go to overtime before dispatching pesky Overhang
College and winning their first title. One of my old roomies from
UNLV, Grant Feest, runs the Jet Propulsion Experiment
at McNulty, and he tipped me...
I know, "why didn't you share it, Tubster?" Well, I
always like to check out a bet in a new sport by myself - that
way if it doesn't pan out, I haven't cost you folks anything.
In fact, in the Jumping Jacks competition, the referees nearly
called it several times because their elbow-height measuring rod
malfunctioned, and that's the heart of the sport right there!...
Speakin' of heart, the hearts of palm smoothie at Polly Nesia's
Casino Hut near Parrump is perfectly salty-sweet! Get it with
shaved pecans, and you won't need dessert!...
Anyway, they barrelled through the competition and I walked away
with a potato chip and a half... So it's on my list of future
recommends...
In the same vain - put some potato chips down on Colorado Strip
Mining A&T to beat all comers in the Indoor Pickle championships,
and Door University to take the Freestyle Kite competition...
That'll give you the extra four chips you're lookin' for to cover
your holiday outlet mall shoppin', or my name ain't ...
The Tubster
PS - Got my car back and the Russians gave me a free tuneup!
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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