Who got the best seats in the house for the opening
of the Muffler Lounge at Diesel Fuelster's near the runoff?...
That's right - the Tubster. Told ya my luck has changed. I saw
a double-bill you just won't get anywhere else - Molly
Hatchet and Head East! I know - I couldn't
believe it either! What a night! And how did I get those tickets?...
Won 'em, of course! Five potato chips - yup, all I had - on San
Pepitino State's miniature golf team to sweep the NAIA Championships!
That's gutsy - I needed 'em to win low team score, low indy score,
and closest to the hole on the par 4-seventh hole Ape Ballerina...
But they did when Gene Pozza's last putt dropped between the live
gopher heads at West Texas Golfeteria's picturesque 18th hole
and the SPSU Saguaros won by a stroke over Ivory Apple College...
Whew! I'm up 25 potato chips! Then my bartendress buddy, who took
summer school at Ivory Apple, pays off her end with tickets to
the Muffler Lounge! She got a canker sore attack that afternoon,
so I went alone, but who cares when the Hatchet's choppin' wood!!
Incidentally, I've never had peanut-butter stuffed jalopenos like
these before! Deep fried in a crushed Cheerios
breading - ask for the chunky... or my name ain't...
The Tubster
NEXT WEEK: BCS PICKS...stick with me, I'm HOT!
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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