Yes...Yiddish is the language of the galaxies.

Glarb City, Left Moon Of Photron - Representatives of several other galaxies said at a press conference Sunday they will delay their plans to tell Earth there is intelligent and peace-loving life elsewhere in space. They will also pull out of the 2004 Athens Olympic Games all because recent reports of Earth athletes' indiscretions have them scared. "First off, what's with letting pros play?" said Ahn Pff, the Milky Way's sports information director. Pff added, "That's way unfair. Those NBA guys are light years ahead of you or me. And I mean that literally - they're from Waz-Ten, seven light years away. You didn't think LeBron James was really an earthling did you? Seriously?!" Pff went on to say that the aliens are scared to bring their women with them for fear of sexual assault, and are also leery of competing because most earth athletes are all doped up on synthetic hormone substitutes. Not only will steroids fry your brain, said Pff, but "there's nothing more unpredictable than a German chick pumped up on muscle twinkies swingin' a forty-pound hammer. No thanks, we'll fry some bratwurst in the parking lot, have a couple of brews and head back to deep space." Pff also said that hotel accommodations in Athens were "way subpar" and that the aliens may wait to announce their existence to Earth until the Olympics are held in either Las Vegas or Palm Springs.