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OK. These are 1968 computers. |
Nerd Bay, CT - Sportalicious!
reporters disguised as Chinese food delivery boys on bicycles
have discovered that the controversy surrounding the inequities
and glitches in the Bowl Championship Series'
computer element can be traced to a faulty connection system
to a continual flow of electronic energy! In other words,
all six of the BCS computer systems have been unplugged
for large chunks of the season, mostly due to loose prongs,
poorly attached wall plates, and cords stretched over office
walkways that are high traffic areas. Currently, the BCS
computers have been turned on only an aggregate total of
39 minutes, which didn't even give Stanford
computer eggheads enough time to break in and dump Cal
to number 50. According to one nerd, "We've been faking
it, just sketching new lunar modules on legal pads until
Obu gets back from Home Depot with some duct tape."
A recent study showed most fans would prefer it if raging
personal bias, alcohol, and large monetary payoffs had more
sway on the rankings than any computers.
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