
I figured Bethel would give St.
John's more trouble, would be fired up to keep John
Gagliardi from gettin' his 409th. After all, who wants
that asterisk? I guess, Bethel. There's a chip I don't get to
taste...
then Florida State loses...
then Miami loses...
But you think Northwestern could lose? No.
So now I'm down four potato chips. But I got a few extra to spare.
I know, I know - "from where, Tubster?" Where else -
Division II kayaking!...
Tom Hubbard College sweeps the singles and two-man from Santa
Fiesta State at Utah's Broken Toilet Rapids, and suddenly I'm
walkin' around with a bag o' potato chips!
Speakin' of bags, I laid my bets at Cheesesteak's at The Weigh
Station near the old munitions dump. And they got a Bag O' Mini-Donuts
there that'll kill ya - baked fresh right in a vat in the center
of the casino and then dusted with nutmeg... wow!...
So I'm still up. And goin' more upper with a tip I'll give you
now - North Texas Hillel Academy in the Scrabble Invitational...
or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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