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The wedding ring - now that's
commitment to a costume.
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Cleveland, OH - The NBA's Cleveland
Cavaliers have fined their 13-year-old phenom guard, LeBron
James, for taking an unscheduled night off on Halloween so he
could take himself trick-or-treating. "He's a great player,"
said Cavs spokesman Jinky Bobbs, "and he'll get even better when
his balls drop and he hits puberty, but he's got to exist by the same
rules as our older, worse players." Bobbs said even though no one
else on the Cavs roster wanted to go trick-or-treating, the fact is, they
didn't, and hence broke no team rules. LeBron's attorney, Jack Valducci,
said the Cavs have made exceptions in the past for players on their roster
who have missed a game due to either attendance at a strip club or an
adulterous rendezvous at a cheesy motel, but Bobbs said, "All those
players called ahead. They showed responsibility. LeBron just went the
hell out and trick-or-treated! We can't have that kind of disrespect going
on here in Cleveland. We won't tolerate it." LeBron was fined $10,000
dollars, but did collect $73 dollars in candy, so his net penalty is only
$9927 dollars. LeBron also saved money by making his own costume, trick
or treating as Democratic presidential hopeful Howard Dean.
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