The luck is changin', I can FEEL
it!...
Oh yeah!! - started Saturday when I was about to drop a borrowed
potato chip on Michigan State to wallop Michigan.
Ran into a waitress I knew from high school shop class, hadn't
seen me since I 'bulked up,' one thing led to another, and...
I missed the bet deadline at Yankee Cheapskates' Casino and Sportsbook!
Saved a potato chip right there, just sittin' in my pocket smilin'
up at me!...
FYI: forget navy bean, Skinflints Diner in Cheapskates has the
best coast guard bean and bacon stew in the world. Just warms
your innards on those rainy nights, or when the casino has the
air conditioning up too high...
So I've still got my potato chip, I try to bet UCLA
in the afternoon game, but I can't get the waitress out of my
mind, I make the bet, read my ticket - and I've somehow taken
Stanford!...
After throwing up in the john for nearly the entire first half,
I go get the free hot chocolate over at the new Kia
dealership, come back to the sportsbook - and Stanford's beaten
the Bruins!! I'm up a potato chip without breakin' a sweat!...
...And then I find out my condo which I put up for collateral
but don't really own got washed away in a flash flood, the insurance
paid immediately to my Russian casino friends, and I got my truck
outta hock!!...
I'm feelin' like Jimmy Caan, baby...
next week, all ace tips. Here's a starter - take Case
Western Reserve in this week's Lake Erie Rowing Regatta.
I know - Oberlin has coxswain's up the ass - but I like CWR's
spunk... or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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