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Shocker!!! Barry Levinson Takes Over Rams!

  "TIMBERRRRR!!!"

St. Louis, MO - In a shocking and rare move, the inconsistent St. Louis Rams gave head coach Mike Martz his pink slip three weeks ago and hired noted Hollywood film director and Martz-lookalike Barry Levinson to take over the reins. Martz is known mostly as an offensive genius who could swallow an unbelievable amount of crap from Kurt Warner's wife, while Levinson will bring a garrulous style and hands-on approach that have garnered him an Oscar. Levinson said the film world has 'run out of gas' and though he readily admits he doesn't know the nuts and bolts of professional football coaching, he added, "I didn't know anything about being a Jew and 'Bugsy' came out okay, huh?!" Film directors helming NFL teams is rare but not unprecedented. In 1974 Orson Welles briefly ran the Oakland Raiders and in 1993 Oliver Stone took over the Arizona Cardinals but quit when he felt his power was eroded by a conspiracy of turquoise jewelry artists. And last season, Woody Allen briefly headed up the Grand Rapids Rampage of the Arena Football League.

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