When have I ever taken the favorite, folks? Never.
Never is the correct answer. Until...
...The Yankees...
...Yup, I figured, "tossed out of the house, car
in hock, need a little somethin' safe to get back on my feet,
somethin' that's hardly even a bet it's so safe..."
...The Yankees...
...I drop my last two potato chips on the Bronx Bombers. Hell,
the Marlins wouldn't even have beaten the Cubs
if it weren't for that Ben Stiller character
in left who messed up the game, and the Cubs ain't that good!
So I figured it's a lock...
...The Yankees...
...And here I sit now, writing to you on my break from Cinnebon
at the Las Vegas Airport...
...speaking of, the best Halloween candy in the world is from
the Sweetco Seconds Shop near their factory south of the terminal
here about a mile. They have their own spicy southwest candy corn
that'll have the little trick-or-treaters squeelin' in tongue-burnin'
delight!...
...and luckily it's still walking distance for me, or my name
ain't...
The Tubster
PS - Make a quick bowl of potato chips betting the Grape City
College Cross Country team in the Division III championships next
week. Lots of exchange students from Kenya this year. If I had
a bag o' chips, I'd bet it myself.
PSS - hey, things can only get better!
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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