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"Hey lady...23 bucks
for your sweater." |
New York, NY - New
York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner
announced at a press conference that he was actively pursuing
the purchase of several major league ballplayers, all of
whom currently happen to be on the roster of the Florida
Marlins. "It's coincidence," said Steinbrenner,
"I'm mostly just looking for better Latin guys than
my Latin guys. And then also that Beckett
guy, who I'm pretty sure is part Latin. He's either Latin
or he was buzzed up on the reefer when he beat us."
When informed by acting commissioner Bud Selig
that the maneuver may be illegal, Steinbrenner responded,
"Bud who?" Defending this mass purchase, Steinbrenner
merely cited to the last time the Marlins won the World
Series in 1997 and then "sold off everybody
except the guy who made the Cuban sandwiches. Is that pork?
They're lip-smackin' good. Hell, I'll buy him too."
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