Excuse me If I'm a little lean on tidbits this
week, but, well, you know the phrase, "bet the house?"
it's mostly symbolic. Mostly...
But a Cubs/Bosox World Series
was 163-1 at Czar Nikolai's Minaret & Casino and - well, I
bet the house. My house. Actually, a nice two-bedroom/hobby porch
with a sweet view of the old Western States Gravel Quarry northeast
of Sam Boyd Stadium...
...Me? I'm fine. I'm a man, I can take loss. It comes with the
tipster territory. I kind of like living in my car, it gets you
back down to basics. The problem is this...
...turns out I didn't really own the house. My ex had a piece
of it and that has caused a bit 'o the frowns among Alexi and
the boys at Czar Nikolai...
...So they're holding my car to cover the part of my house that
isn't mine, and I'm here to tell you, the velvet benches at the
Stalingrad Grotto are more than comfy enough to snooze on...
...And the veggie Vodka Chili at Rasputin's Lounge is all the
nutrition I need!...
Oh...take that psycho kid B.J. Symons from
Texas Tech to bounce back and throw for 800 yards - at
7-1! - or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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