Aloof Cove, CA - San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds, responding to charges from his personal doctor that he took undetectable steroids throughout the 2003 season, told the press Monday he had never been to a doctor, met a doctor or even dated a woman named 'doctor' his entire life. "If this guy really knew me as he claims," said Bonds, "his name would be 'Fred,' or 'Sonny' or something like that. Maybe Chuckie. Not some weird-ass name like 'doctor.' I tell you, some people can't even lie good!" Bonds then had a chunk of chest hair fall out, complained of horrific chills and said he saw large numbers of hornets in the room, prompting him to cut short the press conference. Send this page to a friend (all fields required): Your Name   Friend's email Your email     The information entered here will be used to send an email on your behalf and will not be collected or used by Sportalicious! for any marketing purposes.