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Washington, DC - On the heels of Rush Limbaugh's idiot comments last week on ESPN's "NFL Countdown," conservative politicians in our nation's capital were shocked to discover that the radio host and poster boy for right-wing causes actually is an idiot. "I never thought I'd say this in a million years," said consultant Newt Gingrich, "but Al Franken's right. Limbaugh is just a flat-out idiot." Vice President Dick Cheney added, "I wouldn't mind seeing Donovan McNabb beat the bejeezus out of Limbaugh with a sand wedge." Former Senator Alan Simpson said, "What kind of an idiot thinks a team in the business of making huge profits is gonna stick with a sucky QB just 'cause he's black?! And lose money?! I've never heard anything that idiotic in my life." The American Moron Society released a statement saying it has rescinded its offer to Limbaugh to speak at its annual convention in San Diego next week. The statement read in part, "We may be dumb but we're not idiots. Is this San Diego the same one that's in California?" The prestigious right-wing think tank, the Boob Institute, dropped Limbaugh's application and directed a statement to Limbaugh that said simply, "We're Eagles fans, you idiot." Limbaugh still stands by his comments but said he may start spinning records for most of his radio show.