Death is tough. Sometimes, very tough. But I say
the best way to deal with death is to lay down a couple potato
chips and move on, baby... so for all you suffering from the celebrity
death dumpies, here's some tips...
Several casinos have death pools listed at their sportsbooks,
and the wagering is reasonable and actually promises a solid return
that can help you overcome the passing of your favorite star with
a 'free' steak dinner and champagne...
Applecrate's Casino had John Ritter waaaay down
their sitcom star death list - but Randy Putch of Lowgrade, Nevada
had him for 3 potato chips and wow, what a nice payout! That'll
get that Honda ATV fixed, hey, Randy? My tip:
drop a chip on Matthew Perry NOW, folks...
UNLV's Graduate School of Media had Elia Kazan
at 15-1 despite the fact he was 94 years old! Two film students
who put down a couple potato chips each split $5900 bucks! It
pays to study the classics! My tip: three chips on Quentin
Tarantino - he's young, but he's got enemies...
I actually went to the Smilin' Grouch Casino just last week and
put two chips down on a castmember from "Singin'
In The Rain!" But I took Debbie Reynolds,
not Donald O'Connor - Ah well, chin up folks,
can't win 'em all... nuts!...
Speakin' of - the Pistachio Moon Pie in the vending machine at
Tailgater's Men's Club is the best 55-cent snack in the state,
or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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