Sure. He looks friendly.

Bristol, CT - ESPN College Game Day studio analyst Mark May took exception to the scoop reported in Sportalicious! last week that the network was taking serious measures to lower May's balls and in so doing, lower his voice. May, a former offensive lineman with the Washington Redskins, considered the option of taking legal action against Sportalicious! but instead decided the proper way to deal with the problem was to kick some ass. May discovered the Sportalicious! moles inside ESPN's headquarters were disguised as soft-serve ice cream vendors and proceeded to drag them from the snack shack kitchen outside into the satellite dish field. A witness who asked to "re-Mayne" nameless said May handily walloped the two vendors, and as he did so shouted in his really high voice, "Is my voice bothering you now?" He struck several more blows to their heads and added, "How about now?" He threw more punches, and said, "Now? Any different?!" Then he stomped on their heads with his foot and added, "By the way, am I talking too fast for you? I hope not!" May was charged only with littering and given a warning ticket, while the two Sportalicious! reporters were rushed to Bristol Holistic Pyramid where they were diagnosed with "super-severely blocked chakras" and put on a chokecherry tea i.v. drip.