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Eagle, CO - The Eagle County
District Attorney's office Wednesday reported to the County
Sheriff's department the disappearance of its rape case
against Kobe Bryant. "We don't know
where the hell it went," said Eagle's paralegal Wayne
Don Chuggins. "Someone musta got in here and stole
it. David Copperfield had a big show up
at Red Rocks near Denver, we're lookin' into that. He's
a shifty dude, he'd do anything to impress a chick."
The rape case was left out in the open on the desk of 88-year-old
DA emeritus Flip Flurry, But Chuggins insists he locked
up the office tight with a big old chuck wagon padlock.
Bryant, in bed with a concierge in the Cayman Islands, was
unavailable for comment.
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