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Not Now, UT - Organizers
of the popular marijuana-fueled "Winter X Games"
said today they are exploring the possibility of launching
an "XXX Games." The Triple-X games would feature
many of the same events like the Snowboard Halfpipe and
the Bong Then Order Pizza, but the participants would compete
naked. They would also have to include either a Flirt or
Massage Move somewhere in their routine. "Last night
when we were baked, it sounded awesome," said Ted the
Head, X Games vice-chairman. "I think it kinda still
does. Do they have grilled sandwiches here?"
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