If you've learned anything from me over the years,
you'll understand what I'm about to say...
...The International Bocci Invitational calls me and says, "We
want you to come and make odds for us, we're holding the event
at the sand pits in Monte Carlo's Carlo Ponti square, we can't
pay you but the per diem is very nice and the room is free...
plus, we love your column in Sportlalicious," blah blah blah...
...so if you're like me, here's what you heard: Monte
Carlo... and per diem...
I'm off for at least a week, my friends, but you can be rest assured
I'll be the voice of sanity on the upcoming Sportalicious! staff
pro football picks and staff college football picks...
...meantime, try the marshmallow-mustard tea at PingPong's Grille
in The Rangoon Queen Casino. Like nothing you've ever had, or
my name ain't...
The Tubster
ps - if you can get a line here, put two potato chips on Teofilo
Petrabellalini in the Bocci Invitational, but don't mention my
name.
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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