Pass Interference? You make the call.

Minneapolis, MN - The Minnesota Twins possible presence in baseball's post-season has created a scheduling nightmare for the University of Minnesota, which tried to move its Big Ten home football games at the Metrodome versus Michigan and Michigan State to the preceding Friday nights, only to have Michigan refuse (see 'unfounded arrogance' in medical textbooks) and Michigan State weakly follow suit, as per usual. Left with no options, the Gophers announced they would go ahead and play the games at the Metrodome as scheduled and if the Twins and their opponents were on the field at the same time they would just have to be real, real careful. The Twins appealed to baseball commissioner Bud Selig to intervene, and Selig announced Pete Rose would not be allowed into the Hall of Fame and he had no time for anything else. Twins manager Ron Gardenhire has scheduled infield workouts during Gopher football practices to try and coordinate hitting with the Gopher offensive playbook and gain some measure of homefield advantage, but even the Gophers don't understand their offensive playbook. An ecstatic Blue Cross representative announced the company was sending one hundred thirty-five medical claims reps to the Metrodome just in case.