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Let's hope that's frosting. |
Williamsport, PA - Stymied by the
hypnotic stare of a giant, dripping Hello Kitty
doll in left-center field, the Little Leaguers from Boynton Beach,
Florida fell into a lethargic trance and got pummeled by Japan,
10-1 this past weekend in the Little League World Series.
"I still don't feel too good," said Jimmy Wickpea, who
as the Boynton Beach centerfielder felt the brunt of the Hello
Kitty's stares. Wickpea then puked up some sourpuss Gummi
Bears and a Cinnabon and was rushed
to Williamsport's Grade B Medical Center for some under-trained
treatment. The Japanese vehemently deny any wrongdoing, and claim
they don't know the giant Hello Kitty at all, that the Hello Kitty
was on the same flight from Japan "by chance" and that
the Kitty bought a ticket to the game "fair and square"
and just sat down in her seat. Hello Kitty had no comment except
to say, "I like baseball, yes?"
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