I can't believe it - lost my team Tour
de France bet when six of seven members of the Team Spam
got sideaches and withdrew! They were in 17th place with what
I like to call the three P's - perfect position to pounce!...
You want to know the ironic thing? Morganna the Kissing
Bandit? Not a good kisser...
World Series of Strip Poker underway at Fantass-ticals, north
of the quarry in Henderson. Great strategy by statuesque Julietta
Narz, who lost her first five hands intentionally, then - naked
from the knees up - shattered Jimmy Lou Feeter and Russ Ross's
concentration and handily took Round One...
Yours Truly was was at one of the Strip Poker Tournament tables,
but I tapped out when I bluffed on a 10-8 hand and lost my sandals.
I don't know why, but I'm very sensitive about my feet. I'll make
my stake back with seven potato chips on the voluptuous Ms. Narz
to take it all...
Speaking of perfectly formed bundt cakes, Gizzards Country Holler
Casino has a Jim Beam & Snickers
bundt cake that'll make you say Pepperidge Farm
who? ...or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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