Here's a quick way to get a whole BAG of potato
chips, my friends!...
...The book at the Sandstorm Casino posts 7-to-1 that Kobe
Bryant's wife has both of his balls in a mason jar in
the fridge - Divorce inside of a year. She looked grumpier than
the Pope in Tel Aviv...
...Speaking of... The best stewed tomatoes in town? The Coffin
Lounge at Digger's Near The Strip. Melt in your mouth, with just
a touch of a secret ingredient... I think it's turmeric!...
...The Macarena Hut south of Visigoths is laying 17-1 odds that
Bill Clinton will call Vanessa Bryant
within the month. That my friends, is a temptiiiiing bet. Let
me eat the cookies off the top and then use my cookie jar stash...
...start building up your football bettin' potato chip kitty!
No!- not by betting baseball, that's for candy suckers! The Dunlop
Small Tire Riding Lawn Mower Championships are this weekend in
Sod City, Missouri, and I'm telling you, my source says the Sears
Craftsman team is primed to make a huge comeback...
...when all is said and done, Pat Corrales was a good manager...
...Scottie Pippen goes back to the Bulls,
and my snitch in the Windy City says the Bulls are back in the
championship in two years. I put a small bag o' chips on that
- hell, Pippen CARRIED Jordan five straight years,
or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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