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"Valet. Bring my car
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Los Angeles, CA - The Los
Angeles Lakers' recent housecleaning and subsequent
loss of glamorous luster may result in a drop off in celebrity
appearances courtside! Sportalicious! reporters disguised
as NBA whores discovered that expensive
courtside seats for next season are selling at a snail's
pace and team officials are scrambling to keep as high a
caliber celebrity in those seats as they can. Rumor has
it a frustrated Jack Nicholson may be out,
and the next 18 names on the waiting list for those seats
have also withdrawn interest. It now appears Nicholson's
seats could go to either Donny Most or
Bea Arthur. Warren Beatty
may also dump his tickets, and the most likely candidates
for his seats are Todd Bridges or that
woman who sang "I'm Your Bitch, I'm Your Lover."
Dyan Cannon's courtside seat is the only
one safe from any change, as Cannon herself has not left
the seat for any reason in over three and a half years.
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