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Looks pretty...smells horrific. |
North Arse, Scotland - British
officials sheepishly admitted today that the sight of this
year's prestigious British Open Golf Tourney,
the Royal Troon course in Ayshire, Scotland,
is not actually a tough example of the long-grassed 'links'
style courses of the fatherland of golf, but just a smelly,
abandoned acreage near a rundown beach by the ocean. "We
haven't done anything to it in decades," said slovenly
recluse custodian Miles O'Crimp, "the sheep shat where
they liked til they died of old age and the buzzards and
ferrets hung around til the dead sheep carcasses ran out,
and now they're gone too." Apparently someone from
the British PGA came by last week and just
randomly planted flagsticks in muskrat holes and mowed some
saucer-shaped greens into the filthy lot. "It looks
magnificent," said O'Crimp, who then passed out in
a bowl of grog.
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